Every year, since reaching adulthood, I've struggled to figure out what the heck I was going to be for Halloween. Part of the problem is the costume selection for women. Ok, most of the problem is the selection.
First of all, I'm not a thin girl. I'm on the chunky side, but I find that the sizes don't mean anything. Even trying on costumes 3x bigger than my normal size is much too small. What the hell us up with that? How did they figure out their sizing? Then to have a person pay extra when they get into bigger sizes, even more ridiculous. If you'd make the sizes fit correctly, then I wouldn't have to look into ten sizes larger than what I am. Because I'm telling you right now, I'm not going to pay the extra money.
Another problem is that all the women's costumes are labeled as "Sexy Superhero," "Sexy Witch," "Sexy police officer," "Sexy Nun." ( Which is just wrong.) Etc...etc...etc. I'm not sexy. I'm awkward. I don't "do" sexy or seductive. If I want to be a policewoman for Halloween, I want a regular flipping costume. I don't want my tits hanging out and my ass exposed. No one wants that!
So, apparently, my only costume choices are "bacon" or a "coffee." -_-
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